Thursday, March 29, 2012


This past week was the hottie-off finals of the HPKCHC Winter 2012 term for the House of Slytherin.

We had quite a lovely bunch for the competition, but the winner shouldn't be a huge surprise to anyone.

One of the perennial favorites of the dungeon, so many geminio'ed copies floating around you'd think the Doctor had regenerated a gazillion times in a row without dying ... it's DAVID TENNANT!

"What? Did someone call me?"

"I won?! Really?! The Hottie Crown is mine!"

"That's right, I am too sexy for this shirt!"

"So it's coming off. Along with all of my fake hair, tattoos and piercings."

"Alright see you snakes later, I'm going on my pageant tour now, I hope the geminio'ed DTs can keep you busy until next term."

This hottie pageant has been brought to you by ... Midori, the drink of vampire hunters everywhere...and Yarn, yep, all of it.

Signing off,


Sunday, March 25, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, March 17-23

The OWLS are flying or dying, the Phoenix’s are on fire or just burning out and the Quidditch Pitch has been in a frenzy. There are some amazing projects out there from all the houses, so take a break and check out what some of your other students have been turning in.

The Badgers ruled the school this week (those hard workers never give up) followed by the Lions. Muggle Studies was everyone’s favorite class this week.

This is IT!!! Turn in your stuff (even partials) and then get ready for the end of term parties. I’m proud of all you hard working Snakes.

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: My Quill is out of ink and it’s too late in the term to get any more.

There have been a lot of ups and downs with our Slytherins this term and we’ve still managed to put up a good fight. The NQFYs have been frequenting the Dungeon more and more, so mind your manners and the PG-13 line.

Remember to write your friends over the break and plot early, plot often. The Hotties at the bar are working overtime and many a toast is being made to a Snake who has admitted their over-ambition.

For those of you crunching numbers overall we’re 140 projects behind the Griffs. We’ve still got one week, though, so finish what you’ve got, post something quick and let’s make them panic!

I’ll do one more wrap up Blog next week, but until then this is Evil saying “Last looks!”

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Hat Trick Update!

We're down to the wire! 

We've got one week left!

Who is going to pull out a hat trick out of there crafting bags?

So far - we have 63 Snakes who have posted to the Hat Trick thread - 
and 5 Super Snakes  have been entered to win a prize!!! 

Congratulations to

There is still time for YOU to earn a Hat Trick too!! 

Thursday, March 22, 2012


The end of term draws nigh and there is only time for one more hottie contest, so this is the big one, folks! It the HOTTIE-OFF OF WINTER 2012 TERM!!!

That's right, we are taking all of the weekly winners of this term and pitting them against each other in a big vote-off to see who will wear the Ultimate Hottie Crown!

Listed below are the challengers for this final round of hotness, make sure to go vote in the Bring Forth the Hotties thread in the Snake Pit once the poll is up.

Jason Isaacs as Jackson Brodie on Case Histories, with his Alfa Romeo 156

Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester on Supernatural

Buzz Lightyear

Chocolate David

James and Oliver Phelps as Fred and George Weasley

Josh Holloway

Hugh Jackman

Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings

Ewan McGregor as Curt Wild on Velvet Goldmine

David Tennant

Can YOU choose a favorite?

Monday, March 19, 2012

Monday Mix

What, with all the OWLing, I missed last week's Monday post. Oops!

I did look through the Slytherin classwork, but I didn't get as far as showing them off here. So is just a taste of  recent Slytherin Awesome...

CookKnitWine's muggle studies: Option 1, 2 and 3!

CKW with another shawl :) This one is for Quidditch Challenge 3

Complainr's OOtP Mission

Didao's OOtP Mission

Gothknitty's Massive OOtP Mission

Joseybug's OOtP Mission

EvilOverlady314's Herbology OWL

Irishlacenet's Charms OWL 

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, March 10-16

Happy St. Patrick’s Day lovely Snakies! I know I’m a day early to post, but I couldn’t resist cheering you all on today. Obviously the way the Muggles worship Green today is their own deep down desire to honor all Noble Slytherins. They even drink Green Beer. So a toast to all of us!

Today is a nice day for Muggle Studies homework – a quick green Chapstick cozy – or mug cozy. Come on, we all have green scrap yarn – you know you want to. In fact, everyone favored Muggle Studies this week so just go with the flow.

The Gryffs piled on the homework again this week. We tied the Claws for second. Overall in March we’re coming in second, so turn in what you have and whip out a quickie just for good measure. TWO MORE WEEKS UNTIL END OF TERM!

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: The potions lab was full of green beer so I couldn’t get my homework done.

Come on Slytherins, Girly’s already packing up her office; let’s go out with a bang. Speaking of which, as usual I’ll be starting the bonfire party in the Forbidden Forest. All over 21 are welcome (age line strictly enforced). Any suggestions for our theme? We’ve already done make your own Sandwich and make your own Sundae. Lord Voldemort’s hot tub is still there, so bring your towel.

Let’s go Slytherin! Rah-rah-hottie.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Friday Fun!

Are you missing the Hotties here on the Dungeon Bulletin Board this week?  

How about we take our minds off of the missing hotties with a  Harry Potter Trivia contest!

You have until Saturday - 12pm Eastern Time - to reply to this blog post with the answer to the following trivia questions.

 Those of you who get the answers correct will be entered in to a drawing for a Prize from me! 

Are you ready? Are you set? Here we go! 

1) In which year  are OWLs taken? 

2) How many goal posts are there on the Quidditch Pitch? 

3) What flavor of Bernie Botts Every Flavor Bean does Professor Dumbledore get while visiting Harry? 

4) What is the name of Harry's first new broom? 

5) Where does the founding meeting of Dumbledore’s Army take place in Order of the Phoenix?

6) What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color?

7) Who is the Half Blood Prince? 

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, March 3-9

Welcome to the day the time turners get revenge. Ever since Hogwarts switched over to Princess Onica Time we have suffered the ill effects of losing a precious hour of homework (or sleep) time every spring. Better make sure you’re not late for something already!

We came in second this week in homework postings – the Lions have continued on their breakneck pace almost as if Harry himself has had something to do with it. If we lose the cup does that mean we don’t get to choose where our new common room is “located”? Turn in some homework-fast.

Snakes practiced up on their Charms this week while the rest of the school was either in Arithmancy or Muggle Studies. Potions seems to be overlooked by everyone except the Badgers – perhaps we need an x-y-z craft along for yellow yarn zebras?

Now’s the time to turn in your OWLs. If you see some smoke coming from the Greenhouse, it’s just me working my Evilness on Herbology. First years may wish to use the available earmuffs. No, it’s not Mandrake season; I grew up near Sailors and have the mouth to prove it.

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: It’s not due for another hour, right?

Get them all done and turn them all in noble Slytherins! Let’s see what you’ve got.

Yay Snakes!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Hotties and their Cars

This week had some engines revving in the Snake Pit, as beautiful people brought their motor vehicles with them to the Hottie thread. The winner was a surprisingly sedate auto with a familiar-faced driver - Jason Isaacs playing Jackson Brodie on Case Histories! He drives a sexy little Alfa Romeo 156 in the show (thanks to londonaftrdark for finding out the car he usually drives!):

And he's so tough, even a minor head wound doesn't mar his handsome face:

I'm on vacation next week and away from a computer, so instead of the usual themed hottie contest, it's Open Mic week -- post lots of lovely pictures in the Bring Forth the Hotties thread in the Snake Pit!
The last contest of the Winter term will be announced on March 22nd right here on the Dungeon Bulletin Board.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Monday Mix

I love the end of a month, where so many projects get finished, and the new month, with all the casting-on! Welcome to March.

WeWillShearYou - Astronomy
bcts1022 - Astronomy

Schlaci - Astronomy
Joseybug - Astronomy
EskimoPam - detention
Carrie-Daway - Astronomy
LaMusicienne - Completed OWL
GirlyWithATwist - Quidditch
See you all next Monday, with more OWLs, more astronomy (and perhaps some other classes - lol) and maybe even a little more Doom Goat... you never know.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, End of Feb & start of March

HeeeeelllllllooooOOOOOO there Snakies! The whole school made a huge effort on our extra day and, well, we seem to have lost that battle. Great job to the Gryffs who came out on top again. Overall in February, you see, the count is…um, we’re not last.

Time for a new strategy! Finish your OWLS, everybody take an interest in Quidditch and get some KALs going! For the love of Girly – we’ve got to ramp up our ambition if we’re going to win.

In fact – I’m issuing a challenge. You heard me – A CHALLENGE. A box of yarn just arrived at my super-secret Lair yesterday and I’m going to post 15 hats for Quidditch (charity does a soul good) before my next blog post. Anyone think they can beat me? There are prizes…

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: my hotties ran out of massage lotion and I cramped up so my homework didn’t get done on time.

Go Slytherins, go! Never give up; never surrender!

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Battle hotties

After watching all of the hottie nominees fight the undead hordes, one emerged victorious from the close race:  Dean Winchester!

Played by Jensen Ackles on the television show Supernatural, his battle resume is filled with an astonishing variety of evil foes, all vanquished by his strength, skill, and ... hotness. Yep, I bet he knows just how to distract evil and hit them while they're drooling. Also, I bet his brain is really sexy to a zombie.

For next week, head on over to the Bring Forth the Hotties thread in the Snake Pit, and nominate your favorite Hotties With Awesome Cars. Pictures should show the nominee with their auto-of-hotness (owned, rented, or borrowed) and, of course, have the name listed so everyone knows who it is.