Sunday, March 11, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, March 3-9

Welcome to the day the time turners get revenge. Ever since Hogwarts switched over to Princess Onica Time we have suffered the ill effects of losing a precious hour of homework (or sleep) time every spring. Better make sure you’re not late for something already!

We came in second this week in homework postings – the Lions have continued on their breakneck pace almost as if Harry himself has had something to do with it. If we lose the cup does that mean we don’t get to choose where our new common room is “located”? Turn in some homework-fast.

Snakes practiced up on their Charms this week while the rest of the school was either in Arithmancy or Muggle Studies. Potions seems to be overlooked by everyone except the Badgers – perhaps we need an x-y-z craft along for yellow yarn zebras?

Now’s the time to turn in your OWLs. If you see some smoke coming from the Greenhouse, it’s just me working my Evilness on Herbology. First years may wish to use the available earmuffs. No, it’s not Mandrake season; I grew up near Sailors and have the mouth to prove it.

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: It’s not due for another hour, right?

Get them all done and turn them all in noble Slytherins! Let’s see what you’ve got.

Yay Snakes!

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