Sunday, May 6, 2012
Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination; May 1-4
Well, it’s the first week of a new term and the Snakes have settled nicely into the Dungeon once again. Detention was mobbed as were the OWL examiners. Nicely done O Crafty Ones.
Weekly homework took bottom priority for the Snakes, however, as Hotties were unpacked and the Margarita machine was broken out. It was those hard working Badgers who won the week’s count by a long shot.
Slytherins favored Flying this week; I myself have dug out my broom in anticipation. Most of the rest of the school was packed into Care of Magical Creatures class. Slytherins were represented in each class; let’s continue by filling the classrooms with silver and green.
Get to work and post those homework assignments!
Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: My homework is like a Thestral and can only be seen by those who have suffered great loss and have a large imagination…
Let’s go Noble Snakes! It’s not just about making our new exchange students’ welcome, but we want to win the cup so they never leave. CRAFT ALL THE THINGS.