Monday mix

"I love starting new things." - Antonio Banderas, Slytherin Hottie.

In this first week of term, one thing has become crystal clear. I need to learn to knit without looking if I want to keep up with the Common Room thread. Have you been staying in your cabin, plotting and casting on, while listening to the ruckus outside on the Lido Deck? Well, here's a little Slowmo Whoosh...

This week, on the HMS Severus Snape:

We found our cabins and unpacked our Hotties.

Absinthe (and many, many other delicious things) were served up by the Honeys.

A toilet roll KAL/CAL was born.

Seashelly terrorized the slackers with typical Slytherin Style.

Students were Enabled all over the ship.

Various charms were attempted on dodgy computers.

Curses were laid on Migraines and Government Beaurocrisies.

and finally

Funny Post of the week

Awesome Post of the week

Whoosh!

"There's a voice inside you that tells you what you should do." - Alan Rickman, Slytherin Hottie.

(And for those who ignore their inner voice, there is WhipMistress Seashelly.).

Honorable Mention for Slytherin Spirit

to CraftyGryphon, who appears to have cast on All The Things until she ran out of needles!

"I think there's some connection between absolute discipline and absolute freedom." - Alan Rickman, Slytherin Hottie

Exam Awesomesauce

A recent count-up showed that Gryffindor has approval for 43 OWLs, Hufflepuff has 33, Ravenclaw has 40 and Slytherin has 51. That's almost 8000 points right there.

We also have 7 approved NEWTs, which is more than any other house so far!

"There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy." Johnny Depp, Slytherin Hottie.

The Firstie of the Week award

...goes to Complainr. In spite of the fact that she was clearly wandering around the cruise ship all week (35 posts) she has already turned in two class assignments, started an OWL, and is plotting a Mission. And she really should get House Points for her "sneakier than you" ravatar, but instead:

Have a little sugar fix, snakeys, and then back to work! We have a shiny Cup to defend!