Saturday, July 9, 2011

I'm Rockinsticks and this is Weekend Report.  In our top story...DUCK!!!!! Or rather OWL.  Nine days into July and three spectacular Slytherins have put their pencils down and turned in their OWLs to the examiners. 
The Lambchop00 and KnitInferno showed off their mastery of multiples of footwear with four pairs of socks each.



Meanwhile in the Care of Magical Creatures paddock, 2nd year snake Oshelle tamed the mighty Bowtruckle with over 3,000 yards of stash busted.
Nice work ladies lots of points for the noble house of Slytherin much warmth and cozy toes for you. 

Weather:  Buffalo golden solar flares expected to force all of us to abandon our computers in favor of finishing our OWLs.

In other stories, Hottie Camouflage Spells.  It was revealed this week that dark arts have been at work in Gryffindor Tower.  Our lovely tower dwelling fiends have found a way to magically render hotties to look unappealing to the general population. 

Exhibit one:
Disguised Hottie:
Same Hottie sans camouflage spell

One has to wonder what the so called "fat lady" in the portrait really looks like. Could mastery of this spell be the secret for finally allowing each Slytherin to take their favorite hottie with them throughout the castle? 

Forgivable Curse:  Slippery pickles of itchiness!

Finally from the Subhuman Interest Desk, talking to yourself.  So what do you as an everyday dungeon dweller want to see more of on the Slytherblog?  What do you want to see less of?  Leave a comment and let me know. 

That's all for this week.  I've got to go crank out 9 more mini socks so that I can make the OWL feature myself one day.  Keep working on those OWLs and awesome classwork.

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