Friday, May 27, 2011

I'm Rockinsticks and this is Weekend Report.  In our top story Slytherins not happy to simply rule the quidditch pitch created a challenge within a challenge for quaffle match #3 this week.  Not only will we out number the mighty badgers but we will out ugly them as well.  Lets take a look at some of the low-lights.







I'm pretty much speachless.  Who will win the title for ugliest hat?  Will the hapless Hufflepuffs worry we've lost our minds?  Who will be hit on by snowboarders?  Only time will tell.

Weather:  A fantastic fun fur fog is predicted to persist through the evening.

In other stories it was learned this week that dispite the rumors, Slytherins do not eat their young.  Though the genetic trait for button pushing is passed directly from Slytherin mothers to their young. 

Forgivable Curse: Steekload.  As in, "Mary hauled a steekload of bodies down to the quarry."

From the Sub-human interest desk - 4 days.  Only four days left in May and if you are in the US it is a three day weekend.  What are you doing with your four days?  Are you going to craft like a mother felter to try and squeak out a few more classes?  Will it be nothing but avian destruction as you pick away at your OWL?  Or have you had enough and you are simply going to forget that you craft and walk the streets listlessly yelling forgivable curses at people?  For me it will be all of the above.

This is Rockinsticks signing off.

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