Weekend Report - Lagomorphic Edition

I'm Rockinsticks and welcome to another addition of Weekend Report. 

In our top story Quidditch Captain Snowqueen73 exposed an underground stash of Fun Fur this week.  Many a Slytherin has expressed disdain for the stuff despite active protests from PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Acrylic.  One protester was quoted as saying, "There's nothing wrong with furry yarn.  I like to carry a ball of it around in my pocket."

Weather:  Fuzzy groundhogs everywhere have indicated a confluence of cotton and linen fiber on the horizon.

In other news  February's Slytherin Unity Theme has encouraged us to get in touch with the softer side of Slytherin via a Chinese New Year of the (killer) Rabbit showing.  As a public service we present these not so fluffys for your pattern perusing.

DADA - Are you attracted to hotties with cute little fluffy pets?  This Killer Rabbit might defend against this love spell.

Astronomy - We are encouraged to celebrate a February holiday and document it's stellar tie in.  What is more Astronomical that a Lunar Calendar?  Here is a lovely Year of the Rabbit hat.

History of Magic - During your field trip to Honeydukes make sure you pick up a Chocolate Rabbit.  Add a couple of red fangs and walla - Slythertastic.

Transfiguration - Do you find you need a charmed bag to hold all your crafting items?

Potions - Who is your valentine?  Maybe it is your sister's baby who simply must have a cuddly bunny love potion?

Charms -   If you can find a song to fit these bunny minions it would rock.

Herbology - Flaming Dittany Batman!  Put flames around the base of this warped bunny hat and you are so there.

Care of Magical Creatures - Fwooper eggs are colorful, dig through your stash and find the most atrocious variegated yarn you can or perhaps 15 colors of fun fur and whip up these slippers. 

Forgivable Curse of the Week:  You are the unseamed steek of my existence.

The Hallows and Horcruxes Lab was graced this week by the oft mysterious Fosterson and joined by Piperredfern, Boofacemakes, and Galena.

Finally from the Sub-Human interest desk......yeh, I got nothin.  See you all next week.  This is Rockinsticks signing off.