Sunday, February 19, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, Feb 11-17

Happy Hogsmeade Weekend Students! Just remember if you’re going to prank someone, bring along a witness (sober is preferred) so you can brag with authenticity next week. Also, if you can't say "Sexy Slytherins slip silently into First place", just put the broom down.

Favorite class for snakes this week was Care of Magical Creatures. The rest of the school was obsessed with the heavens in Astronomy.

We did really well this week; the amount of homework posts was unbelievable. Yeah, I lie well to others. This week the Claws reigned supreme. We are now in last place. You’ve got 2 weeks left of February – make it good – Slytherin good.

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: But that IS my parent’s signature on my permission slip. My Mother had a cold and sneezed while she was signing, so it doesn’t really look like how she normally signs things.

Enjoy your weekend off with friends, shop the sales, play the games and drink up your hangover cures and then turn in your homework!!! Come on, we can do this.

Go Slytherin!!!

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