Sunday, January 8, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, Jan 1-6

Well, Cup Winners another term is upon us. We’re all still settling into our cozy new rooms. Awesome job to all who helped with the giant explosion I heard that went off in Detention. Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Overall for homework this week, however, we’re in last. Congratulations to those hard working Puffs, who posted the most homework assignments this week. We’re coming for you Badgers.

Potions was PACKED this week. It was everyone’s favorite class and has well over 250 assignments already turned in. Get your Potions homework in fast before those Professors pass out from exhaustion! Just one Slytherin each showed up in both Care of Magical Creatures and Charms this week, while most of the rest of the school gave up on Transfiguration. I think with a little more practice and a lot more yardage, this will be remedied soon, however.

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: Professor Snape confiscated my homework for chicken coop liner.

Let’s go Snakes! Pull up a chair by the massive stone fireplace, have a hottie bring you a refilling cup of your choice of beverage and keep those fingers working hard. This one’s for Girly.

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