Saturday, August 6, 2011

I'm Rockinsticks and this is Weekend Report.  In our top story this week, future domination.  While Slytherins nested in velvet sofas with tasty beverages projecting an image of coolness while awaiting the announcement of the house cup winner, plotting began for Winter 2011.  Top scoring will go to those who can tame the OWLs, NEWTS and newly introduced Phoenix Missions.  The need to win all the points next term had snakes cleaning their crafting areas and sorting stash for next term.  One Slytherin was quoted as saying, "One OWL, a NEWT and an Order of the Phoenix Mission = all in a day for me."  Note:  Slytherins in mirror are crazier than they appear.

Weather:  Slowly drifting stash will fill the skies over the dungeon.

In other stories, Howlers for Double OWLers

3SecondFish



Ancient Runes

Divination
Eurekas
Divination
DADA - Horcrux Option

EvilMichelle
Astronomy


Care of Magical Creatures - Bowtruckles Option

HermioneJean
History of Magic - Draco, Severus and Bellatrix

Herbology
Kims
History of Magic - Cho, Hermione, Luna
Studie Aux Muggles
KnitMainea 
Divination
History of Magic - Fleur, Luna, Tonks
Maigret 
Charms

Study of the most awesome of Muggles
Misselle 
History of Magic - Holy Trinity of Bad Arse Witches - Minerva, Molly, Bellatrix
Muggle Studies

Needlesnswiffers
Transfiguration

Herbology
Peanutzmom 
Care of Magical Creatures
DADA
PEBY
Care of Magical Creatures - Common Welsh Green, Thestral, Chinese Fireball, Hippocampus


And lets not forget our amazingly dedicated Quest (among other things) Mistress....Abycat
Divination

Muggle Studies
I for one am completely in awe of these projects, any one of which would be enough to do me in.  So join me in howling out your disagrees to these superstars of the OWL thread.

Forgivable Curse of the Week:  Sweet tangled cro-hexapuffs!

From the Sub-Human Interest Desk, Sssssssso Close.  Weekend Report wishes to welcome those No Longer NQFYs who stopped by the pit this week, BlueBunny, Deanmama6, Txfish, and Jackiez32.  If you are still hovering in the dungeons (or passed out behind the curtains - its all cool) leave a comment and tell us a little something about yourself.

Well, that's all for this broken snake, doh, I meant Snake on Break.  Rockinsticks signing out and saying, someone really needs to bathe the hotties.






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