I'm Rockinsticks and this is Weekend Report. In our top story, fine literature. There was a...ahem....rash this week of very private messages that lured Slytherin babes away from their knitting in an effort to educate themselves about what evil twins Abycat and Jjkawano, and their inappropriate sister Rockinsticks do when they are with Professor Snape. Yarn baskets sat ignored and one hottie was quoted as saying, "Well, you know, its not like the knitting thing. I don't mind being ignored for that, cuz ya know I get socks and...uh...warmers and stuff out of it, but this? What can a guy expect when his Slytherin gal has had her head in the computer all day?" The lovely DNAtheroy retorted, "Shhhh I'm reading."
Weather: A high pressure of OWLish looking clouds will sweep through the Snake Pit this weekend.
In Sports today is the day to slither on out to the Quidditch pitch and post up some cheers. A reminder - one cheer per snake worth 3 points so get out there and cheer for your house. Even if your OWL or NEWT are biting you in the arse you have a bit of time to post a little ditty for Slytherin.
Forgivable Curse: Single Plied Bison Belly!
This is Rockinsticks signing off for the final Friday of the Winter Term. Yes, I'll probably still do these weekend reports through April, because if nothing else it is a chance to test my post wine typing skills. My seventh grade typing teacher that wouldn't let us use paper would be sooooo proud.