Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, March 9-15

OI! What happened to all the Snakes????? The numbers don’t lie. OK, I do know how to make number lie, but I didn't this time

This week the Lions came out on top with the Badgers right on their heels:
1. Gryffindor with 56
2. Hufflepuff with 51
3. Ravenclaw with 42
4. Slytherin with 29

Paltry numbers. Wait, you’re not thinking of giving up, are you? We’re still in second place over all; plus it is not a Slytherin trait to admit defeat, ever.

Turn in some homework – you’ve only got a little more than 2 weeks left until END OF TERM!

Get crafty Noble Slytherins!