Sunday, June 17, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, June 9-15

Oh my, what a nail-bitingly close race this week! Those hard working Badgers are really testing our strength and we Snakes finally tied them with 71 homework posts. The Lions came in with 55 and the Claws had 48.

Muggle Studies were dominated by the Slytherins this week as most of the rest of the school favored Herbology, which was our next favorite class tied with Potions.

Overall we’ve still turned in the most homework so far this term, but there is no time to rest – as there is a big Quidditch time trial coming up and Mid-term OWL exams are almost due.

JUNE IS HALFWAY OVER. Plot accordingly. Professors don’t always keep regular office hours the last few days of the month, so best to turn in your homework early.

Unacceptable homework excuse of the week: I drank something in potions class and woke up a week later in the Forbidden Forest with my robes in shreds and a taste of grass in my mouth and what do you mean it’s Sunday???

(Beware the random werecow – Peeves has been hanging around Potions classes.)

Stay crafty Noble Slytherins! You’re doing an awesome job, keep up the great work.

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