Sunday, June 10, 2012

Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination, June 1-8

Evil is having a bit too much fun on the Quidditch field, showing off by flying by the seat of her pants when she misses catching her broom in mid-swing and BANG, she smacks into one of the goal posts and slides to the ground in a crumpled heap. She is not badly hurt, but a few Slytherins help her get to the Hospital wing for a few days of rest.

Her nest mate, Cattiekins, returns to the Quidditch Pitch to read off a crumpled and slightly bloodied piece of parchment.

“It was a great first week of classes and Potions homework poured in from each of the Houses becoming the most popular class this week. The Badgers won the week with 53 assignments, followed closely by the Snakes with 44 and just as closely the Lions with 36, while the Ravenclaws had a bit of a slow start with 19.”

“Evil will be back in action soon and hopes to be overwhelmed with Slytherin catch-up homework. Also, Madam Pomfrey wishes to remind everyone to fly responsibly and turn in your homework early so there is less chance of stress related injuries.”

Go Snakes go!

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