Saturday, July 23, 2011

I'm Rockinsticks and this is Weekend Report.  In our top story, Transfiguration Disaster.  Fed up with her OWL an anonymous snake fired a hex at Mistress of OWL Oversight, SeaShelly this week.  Attempts at protego failed and when the smoke cleared it was revealed that her arms had been transfigured into her weapon of choice - the whip.  Smiling like a sexy Doc Ock, SeaShelley brushed herself off and introduced a new form of loving discipline deemed the "Whip Hug".  One snake was quoted as saying, "Wow, makes me kind of wish I hadn't finished my OWL so early."

Weather:  Hot, hot and more hot so who really cares?

In other stories, snakes continued to hand in homework in an attempt to keep our lead in point secure.  Let's look at what was lighting up the classrooms this week.

Alrischa in Ancient Runes

CubeJelly in Muggle Studies

Tangledav in Care of Magical Creatures

DeadAlchemist in DADA

AuntTallulah in History of Magic

BrittanyLaine in Arithmancy

Oshelle in Potions

Jesmy in Charms
Forgivable Curse of the Week:  Sweet Snape's retroactive badges of glory!

Well, that's all for me snakes.  Off to try and pull off a miracle shawl in three days.

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