WonkyFeint here, reporting to you all from the comfy pillow in front of the fire.
As you all no doubt know, our common room is filled to the brim with hot men and women willing to do our bidding. They carry trays of cocktails, single malts, beer, wine, ‘fortified’ tea and coffee and even Kool-Aid and orange juice for the under 21 set. Most of them are topless or vampires... or topless vampires. We have a few musicians, more than our fair share of actors, the occasional athlete, one hot race car driver, freedom fighters, a Jedi, men in kilts, a few very lovely ladies, more than one Lord of Time, and vampires.
With a list like that, I am sure that you can imagine how hard it was for me to pick the number one Hottie of the Week. I mean come on, we’ve got three Doctors, Jack Harkness, Wedge Antillies, Ewan McGregor, Alan Rickman, NPH, The Master and a few Slytherin Old Guard that have just gotten better with age!
I would love to say that I had a rough go of it, finding the hottest Hottie of the Week, but really I knew who it was before I even took up my quill as a writer for this blog.
There is only one Hottie in our midst who has appeared multiple times in various hottie related threads all over the House Cup. He is the one hottie that all the houses can agree on. He bridges generations and looks good while wearing eye liner.
He is the one, the only... Johnny Depp.
The first time I saw him he was playing Wade “Crybaby” Walker. The last time I saw him he was the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Both times he was the hottest hottie of them all. So hot in fact that he makes us all wish we lived on 21 Jump Street.
This, the maiden post of Hottie of the Week, is dedicated in its entirety to the original Capt’n Jack. I think that the only bad thing about Johnny Depp being our Hottie of the week is the fact that he is consistently hot. He never gives us down time... but honestly, if Johnny Depp being hot all the time is torture, chain me to the wall!
So, pass the rum, break out the chocolate and settle in for a few drool worthy moments because here he is...
As you all no doubt know, our common room is filled to the brim with hot men and women willing to do our bidding. They carry trays of cocktails, single malts, beer, wine, ‘fortified’ tea and coffee and even Kool-Aid and orange juice for the under 21 set. Most of them are topless or vampires... or topless vampires. We have a few musicians, more than our fair share of actors, the occasional athlete, one hot race car driver, freedom fighters, a Jedi, men in kilts, a few very lovely ladies, more than one Lord of Time, and vampires.
With a list like that, I am sure that you can imagine how hard it was for me to pick the number one Hottie of the Week. I mean come on, we’ve got three Doctors, Jack Harkness, Wedge Antillies, Ewan McGregor, Alan Rickman, NPH, The Master and a few Slytherin Old Guard that have just gotten better with age!
I would love to say that I had a rough go of it, finding the hottest Hottie of the Week, but really I knew who it was before I even took up my quill as a writer for this blog.
There is only one Hottie in our midst who has appeared multiple times in various hottie related threads all over the House Cup. He is the one hottie that all the houses can agree on. He bridges generations and looks good while wearing eye liner.
He is the one, the only... Johnny Depp.
The first time I saw him he was playing Wade “Crybaby” Walker. The last time I saw him he was the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Both times he was the hottest hottie of them all. So hot in fact that he makes us all wish we lived on 21 Jump Street.
This, the maiden post of Hottie of the Week, is dedicated in its entirety to the original Capt’n Jack. I think that the only bad thing about Johnny Depp being our Hottie of the week is the fact that he is consistently hot. He never gives us down time... but honestly, if Johnny Depp being hot all the time is torture, chain me to the wall!
So, pass the rum, break out the chocolate and settle in for a few drool worthy moments because here he is...
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| He adores us so much that he composed a song... |
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Stay tuned for next week... Same hot channel, Same hot time.
Soooo very happy you are here. Sigh. Nice post
ReplyDeleteJohnny Depp is a classic hottie! Past, Present, and Future!
ReplyDeleteOh yes, great choice, right from the days of 21 Jump Street till now, he is hot.
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