I'm posting a Dungeon update. I am on a horse.

Yes, this is me, posting an update!

I will now pause while you all pick yourselves up off the floor from shock.

Okay, everyone up, ready to go?

Soooo sorry I haven't been around here in a bit. I've been marking posts in the Dungeon especially for this moment. Here they are, nice and out of order, dating back as far as the Ravelympics. :) If you don't want to click all of this, scroll down below the list for the short of it.

• Sunshineknit HAD A BABY!!!
• Coleva announced that by some mysterious force of nature, one House Cupper will be getting a Month's Membership to Bumblebirch's Yarn + Tea Club. This is one HECK of a prize, and you could win it! WOW!
• Slytherin ROCKED HARD in the Ravelympics. Just sayin'.
• On that same line of thought, our own airmidm and anethemadevice tied for 3rd place (with others, I think) for the MOST PROJECTS IN THE ENTIRE RAVELYMPICS. HOLY MOTHER YOU GIRLS ARE AWESOME!
• My favorite Ravelympics Project Name Award goes to Abycat re: Luna, I don't think Narcissa is Asleep!
• If you haven't been around the Dungeon since last week, you missed NerdiGras. It involved Fat Nerds and Cake and was a great day to be had by all. (Note: Skinny nerds and non-cake lovers were also welcomed)
• Shenene had the great idea for an art show, Dungeon Style. It involves your ink. Have some? POST IT! (unless it's somewhere covered by your undergarments, then don't post it, because we've got little ones in the Dungeon too! But tell us about it!) 
• In the spirit of the above, Fosterson has some new ink. Isn't it purdy?
• Seakame brought us cake in honor of her birthday. :)
• Some odd paint fight thing went down where Foxy turned green, and a bunch of Ravenclaws ended up in the Dungeon. I really am unsure how they got past security this happened....
• Only because this makes me laugh, even now, weeks later. And this too. And this is pretty like woah.
• Sexy Slytherin Cake   Lots of Cake.
• In honor of the title of this blog post...

The Short of It:

There were birthdays. We had lots of cake. We did really awesome in Ravelympics. There were lots of hotties, some Ravenclaws, and we're just as cool as always. :)

Until next time!

In the Dungeon: February?!?!

So, the last time I reported in on the Dungeon mishaps it was January. And now it seems to already be February. I'm not sure how that happened...

anyway...here's some interesting. It's definitely not all of the interesting, but it's things that made me giggle. This goes back to the last time I posted, which was in January. Remember, as always, the important stuff can be found in the header of the common room. Also, the Scenic Route is always good for those on a time budget (and/or a fetish for the Doctor).

• Shout out to my Little Snake grirova for her awesome ravatar involving Potterpuff Draco in some sexy pants, and also for teaching us that stuffing angry cats down people's pants is NOT good. Hear that, Slytherins, NOT GOOD. (but still funny, yes?)
• Cat Versus Yarn
• Vote for Tiberius (or someone else, if you dare!)
• It's not too late for QUIDDITCH UNIFORMS!!! Get 'em in by the 15th!
• This didn't happen in the Common Room, but if you're playing Quidditch this term, this is the Ultimate Ravelympics FAQ from the group itself.
• You now get a cute little icon for gramatically correct piñata courtesy of Polcamilla (and of course CASEY!!)
• Get some Quidditch bling for your Ravatar here. :)
• Dudimus is awesome. Because I say so.
• Questers, did you survive January with your quest intentions in one piece? (I might have failed....sad day...) If you did, get yourself some rockin' Quest Bling
• Even though he didn't win, the last week's Hottie Competition featured one Stephen Colbert, which made me very happy. :)
• I'm not sure if it's too late, but go vote for the cutest thing ever (in the form of SarahJanet's octopus! in the prize thread for January prizes!)
• Z12 has a  scary ass cat.
• Cooking time with ScarlettB
• And because I can't post an update without some goats in it, goat on a cake and chocolate goats

Happy Crafting and Plotting, Slytherins! 

In the Dungeon: The first two days of term

Hello Slytherins!

First off, Big Snakes and Middle Snakes, PLEASE encourage your Little Snakes to follow the blog and check here for regular updates if they are afraid of the dungeon! There's a lot of stuff going on right now that we know they don't want to miss!

Also, I need to say, I'm not posting everything that happens in the Dungeon. I'm trying to post the highlights. If I miss something you found entertaining or important, please feel free to post the info and the post # in the comments! As I get more used to this, hopefully I'll get better at including the best highlights, and always remember, these are the things that interest ME. I am, after all, a Slytherin. I have to put myself first. :)

• Quidditch Is Up! Our esteemed captain Zanahoria12 needs any and all interested in playing a Big 7 Position (this is seeker, beaters, chasers) to tryout. Info is here
• This didn't take place in the Dungeon but official Quidditch info is here
• The new term brings us a whole new term of hotties! (okay, so lots of them are probably the same hotties...) Come look at the luscious and vote for your favorites (vote for Ewan!) Hotties are changed usually every Friday night, so nominate your favorites too!
• The Ultimate Hottie from the Fall Term Hottie-Off is Johnny Depp. And he's gorgeous. (I'm sorry Professor Snape but I voted for Jack Sparrow! Yum!) He's spending the week in the Dungeon Header (and the rest of the term chained up next to my chair!), and there's varying levels of Hot in this post
• Coleva, also known in the Potions classroom as Professor Feelgood, is awesome. Apparently I failed to sufficiently mention this in my last post, thus I'm correcting that failure here.
• Are you a Slytherin sans an appropriately evil Ravatar? If you need some new icon bling, go here. They do requests, and it might be easier to wade through than the Dungeon. Props to seakame for linkage in the dungeon.
• Finally, my most squee-worthy post of the last few days, first year TurpentineChai brings Steampunk to the Dungeon. It's so awesome I'm putting up a picture. Steampunk StarWars anyone? Vader, Fett, and Leia.